Friday, September 11, 2009

Announcing a New Valve Boycott. Gabe Newell take note (please).

Apparently organising a boycott of one of Valve's games is the new way to get an all expenses paid trip to Seattle.

I herewith announce a boycott of Half Life 2 Episode 3, Portal 2, Half Lives 3 and 4, Team Fortress 3, The Purple box, the Green box, and the Yellow box if it comes to that. All of these games are summarily declared to be objectionable for numerous alleged reasons and Valve's stance with regard to any of these titles is declared to be wholly unacceptable.

Sign below to indicate your support of this righteous crusade. (The first 50 signatories will enter a draw to become official boycott committee members who are eligible to accompany me on any forthcoming trip to Valve's offices.)

1 comment:

Zoso said...

I fully support this more than justified boycott of Valve's products for many and varied reasons too numerous to list here.

In fact I'd like to extend the boycott to every company in the entire world (especially if there are any games studios in the Caribbean, Seychelles or Maldives), they're all rotters, and we're jolly well not buying any of their games, certainly not, no way.